theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania, via kianlawley)

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

(Source: twinkdancy, via surprisebitch)

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via kianlawley)

caseyanthonyofficial:

babygirlminaj:

taylor swift said blue ivy is cute for a black baby…

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OH NO

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jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god

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